Winter in San Diego:: it's like winter but not

Good things about the weather:
+you get to feel all cozy
+you don't have to water the plants as much
+the sunset makes red highlights in the sky when it's cloudy
+sleeping in feels extra nice
+scarfs are really comfy
+fuzzy slippers are also comfy
+less ho-ish girls wearing skimpy clothing [and if they still wear it, you can laugh at them as they freeze their butts off]

Bad things about the weather:
-my nose is always cold
-the beach is off limits cuz I don't own a wet suit
-it's much harder to get out of bed
-doing anything outdoors at night is off limits
-going to Winter Formal in a dress
-shivering is not sexy
-being sick and sounding like you are going through puberty is not sexy [unless you are Michael Jackson who likes boys, that like him, are on the verge of hitting puberty]